You know, if you’re going to call me up for some phone sex fun, the least you guys could do is hide my phone number a little better. Just today I have had phone calls from three girlfriends and two wives wanting to know just who the fuck I am, and why do their men have my phone number. It’s NOT a lot of fun when that happens.

Now the thing is, while I don’t agree that phone sex is technically “cheating,” not all women agree with me. Even though I am not touching any of you physically, we DO share some very special and sexy moments together. I have to give them that much. But is it MY fault that you guys are calling me? I don’t think so.

You should talk to your women about this. Explain to them why you call me. Tell them that you have certain little fantasies that you really want to live out vicariously and you know that they would probably be insulted if you asked them to do them with you. Ok, strike all of that. Telling them why you call me is probably not the best idea I’ve had lately.

A few lucky guys who call me have wives who actually BUDGET their men’s phone fun with me. They put it right there in the monthly budget. Some of these open minded and enlightened women will literally leave their husbands or boyfriends all on their own so they will be comfortable while they have their phone fantasy. Also, there are women who will JOIN their men on the phone. I have a few couples who are regulars and we always have a really hot time together.

So you see, it just may be that you all need to find those open minded women who know what having fun is all about, and who don’t battle those insecurity issues. Then you, too, could have a woman who will budget your phone sex calls, or even JOIN you on them. It’s really not so far fetched as it may seem. You can even make a little game out of it, like tell her that’s what you want for a birthday present or something. But tell her that you would like HER to be a part of it, too. That takes away some of the insecurity issues.

However you decide to handle this is really up to you. But just please do something so that they don’t keep finding my phone number. It would really mean a lot to me.