I know a lot of you are going to read this and roll your eyes. You need to just keep reading and let me explain the title of this post a bit better so you will understand what I mean. Then you may not find it quite so irritating.

First of all, let me assure you that I LOVE porn. The right kind of porn is the most exciting thing in the world that you can do by yourself. You must understand, though, that you cannot use porn movies as a way to learn the best way to please a woman. What you see in porn movies is someone’s idea of what pleases THEM, not what pushes the pleasure buttons in reality.

For example, in nearly all porn movies you see the woman playing the part of a “sex slave” to a degree. She is usually on her knees or lying on her stomach with a man’s cock in her mouth. Once she gets him hard, he MIGHT spend some time licking her pussy. Then he decides to fuck her. Now tell me: Where is the excitement in THAT? There’s no kissing, unless you count that thing of sticking their tongues out at each other and touching them. The woman’s nipples may get a pinch, bite or lick before the guy heads right on down to her pussy. Oh please.

Let me assure you that if a man actually treated me that way, I would have to show him the door, and FAST! Unless she’s a prostitute and getting paid to like anything that is thrown at her, a woman likes to be romanced. If a woman really wants to fuck a man she also wants to be kissed, caressed, licked, nibbled on, and touched before getting right down to it. None of these porn movies show that happening, now do they? That’s because they are just fucking for pay.

Another thing is that all women do not cum as easily as the ones in porn movies. You should also know that all women do not LOVE getting fucked up the ass. Even if they DO like it, they certainly don’t appreciate a dick being just SHOVED up there. There are so many things that men do WRONG in porn movies that it’s just not funny. So if you aren’t having much luck with the ladies and you have used porn movies as your guide to fucking, now you probably know why.