So much time is spent on the question of just how many toys I have and what they are and how I use them that it seems no one ever thinks to ask what the GUYS have on their end. I am really curious about that. Yes, there are not as many guy toys as there are girl toys but there are enough of a variety that you guys should be able to have at least ONE toy when we chat.

What I have been told regarding toys for men is that most of them focus around jacking off your dick, which makes complete and perfect sense. There are the life size fuck dolls, some of which are very pretty. They are built with a “pussy” that guys can actually put their dicks in and fuck. Pretty cool, huh? Now, there is also a much smaller version of that for the guys who only need the hole. These are fake pussies but are made to fuck. They even have fake pussy hair on a lot of them. Then there is just the masturbator vacuum like device that fits over the dick and pumps, or something like that.

For the more adventurous guy, there are dildos in all sizes, as well as anal probes and anal beads. Of course, these are things that women use, too. I don’t know that I would exactly recommend sharing them, though, considering where they will be going.

So you see, when you call me for one of our delicious, horny fantasy sessions, you can have at least one of those toys on hand to play with. You can hear my different vibrators and buzzing toys. Don’t you think it’s only fair that I should get to hear something really hot coming from YOUR side of the phone, too?

It would make me even hotter to be able to hear you fucking your sex doll or one of those portable pussies. Some guys like running a vibrator lightly over their balls and I would love to hear that! If you have a dildo or something that you want to fuck your ass with while we talk, that’s super hot to me, too.

I am just saying that it shouldn’t be all up to me to have the toys because a girl loves to hear guys playing just about as much as you all love hearing US play. So keep that in mind the next time you call me for some phone fun.

Something that I have been learning since I started having phone sex is that a lot of people have fetishes. I don’t think I ever realized just how many of you guys have a special little turn on that really gets you going and gets you off. The other thing that kind of surprised me is just how many different fetishes are out there.

Now, I don’t think of myself as a fetish kind of girl, but some of the things that get people off is actually quite fascinating. There are some fetishes that a lot of people have. Others aren’t quite as common. As I have said before, I am not judgmental when it comes to my phone sex guys, but I have to admit that a few of these fetishes had me giggling a little while others kind of made me want to gag.

One of the most common fetishes seems to be that of foot worship. This is one I actually kind of like especially when it is MY feet that are being worshipped. I could really get into all of that foot massaging and licking and toe sucking. Oh yeah, I could totally handle a guy who wanted to just worship my feet.

Stockings is another one that is pretty common. That one is understandable because stockings are so sexy. Thigh highs that are held up with garter belts are so hot that a lot guys want to just rub their cocks against them. This usually makes them also want to cum. When they do cum, a lot of times it is on the stockings.

Then we move into things like shoes, particularly high heels. Men who have this fetish love to see women dressed in very high heels. They will even pour wine or champagne in those heels and drink from them. It’s kind of a funny little fetish but I can see where it could really sexy.

Some fetishes I don’t really get but, again, I am not being judgmental. Like I really don’t understand the attraction of golden showers, or any other bodily waste matter. But that doesn’t mean that I won’t play with you and do a phone fantasy with you about it, if that happens to be what you like. Maybe you can teach me why it turns you on.

The thing is, everyone is an individual with their very own unique tastes and desires. I keep an open mind because who am I to say what’s sexy and what’s not. I can only say what turns ME on. I’d love to hear all about YOUR fetish if you have one.

Cross dressing is something that can be fun for both men AND women. If you’ve never tried it, you really should get together with a female friend and give it a shot. I did it last night with a guy friend of mine. It was so cool that I just have to tell you all about it.

My friend, Alex, and I were going to hang out only we couldn’t figure out exactly what we wanted to do. We started kidding around some and ended up on the subject of cross dressing, so we decided to do it. He went home and brought back some of his clothes and then we went into my closet for something that he could wear.

He brought me a pair of dark men’s dress pants, a dress shirt, tie, and jacket. Add to that a hat and some men’s dress shoes and I was good to go. Alex and I are about the same size so my clothes fit him really nicely, too. He chose a hot little mini skirt, a see through blouse, and a corset to wear underneath it all. He also wore some thigh high stockings and a pair sexy heels. I helped him with his hair and make up. Then we were ready to hit some of the clubs.

It was such a blast! At first glance, people seriously thought we were a couple, but that I was the guy and Alex was the woman. We loved it! I had women hitting on me and Alex had guys hitting on him all evening. Before we went home we hit a strip club. Now THAT was FUN! I was tipping the dancers and Alex was sitting back watching.

We really did have a great time. So many people think cross dressing is a gay thing, but it doesn’t have to be. In fact, most guys who like to cross dress are very straight. They just happen to like the way that women’s clothes feel on them. Some men especially like the feeling of silk panties against their dicks. Just ask them and they will be happy to tell you all about it. Well, the guys who actually WEAR panties, that is.

You see, it’s really not such a big deal, after all. More men than you can imagine do a little cross dressing in some form or another. Just let yourself feel free to be yourself. You’ll find a woman who will not only understand you but just may JOIN you.

You know, if you’re going to call me up for some phone sex fun, the least you guys could do is hide my phone number a little better. Just today I have had phone calls from three girlfriends and two wives wanting to know just who the fuck I am, and why do their men have my phone number. It’s NOT a lot of fun when that happens.

Now the thing is, while I don’t agree that phone sex is technically “cheating,” not all women agree with me. Even though I am not touching any of you physically, we DO share some very special and sexy moments together. I have to give them that much. But is it MY fault that you guys are calling me? I don’t think so.

You should talk to your women about this. Explain to them why you call me. Tell them that you have certain little fantasies that you really want to live out vicariously and you know that they would probably be insulted if you asked them to do them with you. Ok, strike all of that. Telling them why you call me is probably not the best idea I’ve had lately.

A few lucky guys who call me have wives who actually BUDGET their men’s phone fun with me. They put it right there in the monthly budget. Some of these open minded and enlightened women will literally leave their husbands or boyfriends all on their own so they will be comfortable while they have their phone fantasy. Also, there are women who will JOIN their men on the phone. I have a few couples who are regulars and we always have a really hot time together.

So you see, it just may be that you all need to find those open minded women who know what having fun is all about, and who don’t battle those insecurity issues. Then you, too, could have a woman who will budget your phone sex calls, or even JOIN you on them. It’s really not so far fetched as it may seem. You can even make a little game out of it, like tell her that’s what you want for a birthday present or something. But tell her that you would like HER to be a part of it, too. That takes away some of the insecurity issues.

However you decide to handle this is really up to you. But just please do something so that they don’t keep finding my phone number. It would really mean a lot to me.

I know a lot of you are going to read this and roll your eyes. You need to just keep reading and let me explain the title of this post a bit better so you will understand what I mean. Then you may not find it quite so irritating.

First of all, let me assure you that I LOVE porn. The right kind of porn is the most exciting thing in the world that you can do by yourself. You must understand, though, that you cannot use porn movies as a way to learn the best way to please a woman. What you see in porn movies is someone’s idea of what pleases THEM, not what pushes the pleasure buttons in reality.

For example, in nearly all porn movies you see the woman playing the part of a “sex slave” to a degree. She is usually on her knees or lying on her stomach with a man’s cock in her mouth. Once she gets him hard, he MIGHT spend some time licking her pussy. Then he decides to fuck her. Now tell me: Where is the excitement in THAT? There’s no kissing, unless you count that thing of sticking their tongues out at each other and touching them. The woman’s nipples may get a pinch, bite or lick before the guy heads right on down to her pussy. Oh please.

Let me assure you that if a man actually treated me that way, I would have to show him the door, and FAST! Unless she’s a prostitute and getting paid to like anything that is thrown at her, a woman likes to be romanced. If a woman really wants to fuck a man she also wants to be kissed, caressed, licked, nibbled on, and touched before getting right down to it. None of these porn movies show that happening, now do they? That’s because they are just fucking for pay.

Another thing is that all women do not cum as easily as the ones in porn movies. You should also know that all women do not LOVE getting fucked up the ass. Even if they DO like it, they certainly don’t appreciate a dick being just SHOVED up there. There are so many things that men do WRONG in porn movies that it’s just not funny. So if you aren’t having much luck with the ladies and you have used porn movies as your guide to fucking, now you probably know why.

I have to admit that there’s something about phone sex virgins that I just adore! They are so sweet, scared and cute when they have their first phone sex call. It really is almost like they are having sex for the first time. Even though it may feel that way, there is a huge difference in having “in person” sex and having phone sex.

Phone sex requires talking. Actually, a good phone sex session requires a LOT of talking because you rely on your words more than anything else. So one of the first things you need to do is move past your shyness. Remember that you’re talking to a phone sex slut and there is nothing you can say that I have not heard before. You can literally tell me anything and I will not be judgmental.

Everyone has fantasies. Some of them are the same. For example, one of the top fantasies of living, breathing, straight men is watching two women having sex. Add to that, getting to join those two women and having a threesome, and you have another of the top fantasies. What you have to do is just get up the nerve to tell me all about what turns you on and I’ll take it from there.

Once you have explained just what you like, all you have to do is sit back and we can set up our own little scene. I will be happy to talk you through it and give you the most exciting experience of your life. In fact, I will even tell you just how to stroke your cock for me. For your stroking pleasure, I will be telling you all about what I am doing on my end of the phone. If you want me to, I can even put you on speaker phone so I will have both hands free to do some really delicious things to myself and describe them to you in great detail.

You will get to hear the sound of my toys as I use them on my little pussy. I am told that is a really very exciting sound for guys to hear while we are having our phone fantasy. I can bet it will be even hotter for you phone sex virgins, especially if you’ve never had the pleasure of hearing a woman play with her pussy before.

The point is, you really should give me a call and let me de-virginize you. I promise you, you’re going to LOVE it!

One of the questions that so many of my guys ask me on the phone is if I am really, truly playing with my pussy when we’re talking or if I am just pretending that I am. Well, first of all, take a GOOD LOOK at me in my photos and tell me if you REALLY feel that you need ask that question. For those of you who just need to HEAR it, then the answer is a definitive YES. I definitely DO play with my pussy while I am on the phone doing a fantasy.

You might wonder how it is that I can do that if I am talking to a lot of you each day. It’s not that hard. The thing I do is only take calls for a certain amount of time. When you call me, it’s because you usually know that I am going to be available. I might be on the phone for 4 hours and then go take a bubble bath. In that way, I can come back and be fresh and ready for another 4 hours. It just depends. A lot of times I take calls from guys I really like a lot even when I am not supposed to be available.

That’s a part of the explanation. The other part is that I am a right slut, as I have admitted already, and I ADORE sex. Add to that, I am multi-orgasmic. So I can just cum all day and all night long without a problem. Sometimes, though, I like to play and let it all build up. In fact, I will actually stop myself from cumming because once I do hit that big orgasm, it will be so huge that I may even black out a bit. But even when I am doing that, I am still playing with my pussy when I talking to any of you.

Have you heard that the more you have sex and cum, the more you want it? That is supposed to be some sort of scientific documentation that comes from testing someone did. Wouldn’t you have loved to be in on THAT test? I kind of believe it, though. For me, the more I cum, the more I want to cum. That may be the same way it is for you, too.

If you’re horny all the time, like me, then you better be calling me when you’re ready to get off. I’ll be really hurt if you don’t.

I decided that today I would treat myself to a gift. So I went out this morning and did a bit of shopping. You see, I enjoy playing with “toys” if you know what I mean. I even have a little chest filled with all kinds of toys. That is so I can have something for every mood I happen to be in.

Even a slut like me can form attachments and have favorites, though. And that is just what happened. I had this amazing Jack Rabbit vibrator. If you’ve never seen one, they used to come in a pink color, and have a very realistic “penis” with little “rabbit ears” attached that serve as a clit teaser. When it’s turned on, Oh My God! It produces the most phenomenal feeling in the world! With its three speeds, you can work your way up from deliciously slow to frantically fast. Let me tell you, when those little rabbit ears get going, I cum harder than at any other time in my life. It’s amazing.

The problem is that I used this little Jack Rabbit so much that I literally WORE IT OUT! I know that sounds weird, you know, like all I do is masturbate. But it was also my favorite toy to use when I am on the phone with my guys. So it was time to replace it. That’s what I was shopping for this morning: A brand new Jack Rabbit.

The last one I got I ordered online but this time I ventured right into a sex shop and found one. This one is a lovely purple color and I love it! I even bought an entire box of batteries so that I don’t run out of them any time soon. It’s just what I wanted!

Now, can you guess what I need next? I need some hot sexy guy on the phone with me so I can try it out. It seems a shame to try it out all by myself, so I’d love it if one of my guys would call me and help me break in this new Jack Rabbit. Come on, you know you want to help me do this. Just think how special this would be for both of us. See, I just can’t bring myself to try it until I have someone sexy on the phone with me while I am using it. Don’t make me let it sit in its little box for too long.

Have you watched those movies where they show you close up guys licking pussy? Some of those are just seriously off. No guy I know licks a pussy that way. There are so many things that would just piss me off about the way they lick a pussy that I would probably kick them in their ignorant heads!

To begin with, they do this little really fast licking with the tips of their tongues for a few seconds and then just STOP. Well, everything they have built up to that point just got lost. What the RIGHT thing to do would have been is to lick slowly at first with just the flat part of his tongue. Then work it up to the tip of the tongue, moving it around and around the clit until he can feel it getting all hard under his tongue. That tells him that he is stimulating her in just the right way.

An important thing to remember is that you should go by what you’re getting from your woman in moans and/or movements. She’s going to let you know just what she wants you to do and if you are doing something right or wrong. All you have to do is pay attention to what she is doing and saying. That’s the way you will know just what to do next.

I have to say a word here about teeth and biting. WHO told any of you that women LIKE it when you bite their clits? That does not feel GOOD! It fucking HURTS! You’re not going to get a good response from a woman if you’re biting her clit. In case you didn’t know, that is a very sensitive area and it is made for pleasure, not intense unnecessary pain. Also, just a tip: If you’re sitting there shaking your head and thinking Oh MY woman LOVES to have her clit bitten! You’re wrong. She’s putting on a show for you so that she doesn’t have to hurt your feelings by telling you how much that sucks.

Take your time and make it a build up. The more you stimulate her, the better and harder, she will cum. You might get a really huge, wet surprise if she happens to be a squirter. You’ll get to know first hand what it’s like to swallow “cum.” Now, isn’t that something you’ve always been curious about? I just BET it IS!

You guys know how it is when you just want to go hang out with your buddies, right? None of you want your girlfriends or wives to tag along and you are usually pretty vocal about that. Well, guess what, guys. Girls like a bit of fun on their own without YOU all there, too, sometimes.

Now, some of you may not be too blown away by that little bit of info, but others of you are probably going into shock at this very moment. Surely, you didn’t think that this was just a one way street! If you did, I am truly sorry to have popped your bubble. Ok, I’m not REALLY sorry. You should have known that women like their space at times, too. If you didn’t know this, you haven’t been paying enough attention to your woman and are a bit self centered.

Anyway, I only brought this up to tell you all about my girls’ night out last night with some of my mates. It started out with some mostly “calm” plans, like a bit a shopping, then dinner, drinks, maybe a movie. We skipped the shopping totally, went straight to dinner and drinks. You’ll probably understand what I mean when I say we skipped the movie after having those drinks. Instead, we set out to find a really cool club.

What we found was one of the most awesome sex clubs in the world! I didn’t even know we had them but we kind of stumbled onto this one. While we were having some drinks we started talking to these really cute guys who said they were going to this really hot club and that we should come with them. Well, we aren’t totally ignorant. I mean, sure we might go to this club but we weren’t going to go WITH them. So, we said we’d meet them there.

They were waiting on us outside when we got there. We were pretty shocked to find out it was a private club and these guys had membership cards or something they showed to the man who opened the door. Inside, it was incredible! There was this amazing music, dancing, and people everywhere. Some of those people were practically fucking on the dance floor and in these booths. We were told that there were private rooms somewhere in this place where people could have just about any kind of sex they wanted to.

It was quite a night out, I promise. It’s really too bad I didn’t get the name of this club. Funny thing is that none of us remember how to get back there.